(yeah, I didn't really know what to call it)
1/2 a white onion, sliced thinly, 1 long green pepper thingie (or whatever sweeter pepper you prefer), sliced or diced. 2 Tbspns of oil, 1 tsp sugar, sizzle for a minute or two, then reduce heat and let them simmer while you do everything else.
Toppings: those caramelized onions and peppers, one tomato, thinly sliced and seeds/pulpy stuff removed, some good quality deli-sliced meat, and mozzarella cheese. This was a random-avoid-going-to-the-store-for-any-ingredients pizza, but it WORKED.
This was a LOT of cheese, very rich. Could have made it with much less (or no) cheese on top, for a healthier (healthy-ish) take.